Guess who’s going to be drunk almost all day? Me!
Me too, Bunny!
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Is It Adult Beverage Time Yet?
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All I want to do is go to sleep, eat risotto, read, and look up happy quotes to put on patient’s packets so they don’t feel so depressed about what’s going on. I think I’m going to just do that for now, and pray for risotto later.
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If I didn’t love my job, I’d be super angry.
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swagggerhound asked: Thank you so much, that really means a lot. How have you been? We haven't talked in forever (my fault)!
Oh honey, you should be proud! You’re doing great and I want to keep seeing you do so! I’m okay. Life gets better when you let it (remember that). How are you doing besides all the other great stuff going on? And communication is a two way street… and it’s mostly my fault! So don’t fret.
Welcome to life Bear.
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Oh James Deen… You truly are one of the best male porn stars.
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