When Drinking Isn't Enough....


My name is Alayna. I live in Los Angeles. I'm from the South. I hate feeling old. I like laughing, drinking, and other bad things. I have the coolest friends in the world. I read a lot and will suggest books to anyone who will listen. I love going to the movies and talking about them. I write for moviesanddrinking.tumblr.com which is the best thing since the invention of M&Ms.

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April
21
full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

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WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

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April
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April
21

What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
Right?”
OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.

Don’t excuse him because he’s had
at least three lite beers
and is sweating through his black button down
that his mom or exgirlfriend
probably bought him.
Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
by the last six girls he went on dates with
after meeting them on tindr
with a picture that’s seven years old
Don’t excuse him because
he’s usually such a nice guy
because you don’t want to be a bitch
because you don’t want to cause a scene
because when you were seventeen
your sister told you
no one likes an angry feminist

Tell him,
Hey, Asshole:
Let me explain something to you.
Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
a part of me
tore itself to shreds
ripped itself apart inside me
and then remade itself.

So yes, I bleed for seven days
and I don’t die
You know what else can do that?
Gods.
Immortal beings.
Things of legend.
Fuck, I can even
create life.

So I say, never trust anything that can’t
bleed for seven days and not die.
You know what that makes it?
Weak
Fallible
Mortal.
So let’s see, hon,
What you’re made of.
If you can bleed for seven days
and not die.

Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
And when he bleeds for seven seconds
and dies,
spit on his corpse and say,
I thought not.

Katherine Tucker (determined-in-slc)

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April
21
lordoftheboybands:

EVERYONE ELSE SEES THIS RIGHT? I’M NOT HALLUCINATING 

lordoftheboybands:

EVERYONE ELSE SEES THIS RIGHT? I’M NOT HALLUCINATING 

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April
21

horroroftruant:

Mondo’s Alfred Hitchcock posters.

Website

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April
21
thecubbycave:

Colours of Rainbow Key Chart, from ‘Rainbow’ card game, c. 1920 http://ift.tt/NkA0wP

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Colours of Rainbow Key Chart, from ‘Rainbow’ card game, c. 1920 http://ift.tt/NkA0wP

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April
21
fuckiminmy20s:

Fuck! I’m in My Twenties: A Guided Journal comes out May 1st!
Here’s a page filled out by the fanastic Haley Joel Osment.
HALEY OSMENT is an actor. He is one half of the Left Pocket Comedy Duo, based in New York City. Twitter: @HaleyJoelOsment. Instagram : @hjosment

fuckiminmy20s:

Fuck! I’m in My Twenties: A Guided Journal comes out May 1st!

Here’s a page filled out by the fanastic Haley Joel Osment.

HALEY OSMENT is an actor. He is one half of the Left Pocket Comedy Duo, based in New York City. Twitter: @HaleyJoelOsment. Instagram : @hjosment


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19

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April
19
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